Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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