Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Randomize
