I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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