The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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