susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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