This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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