its not stalking. its research.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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