Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
babies were throwing up all over the place
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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