6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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