Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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