I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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