I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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