he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
did i just pee glitter
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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