I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Randomize
