doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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