I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
