Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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