If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
NoShamevember. You game?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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