You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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