this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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