I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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