ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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