I would go down on you faster than GM stock
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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