and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
