i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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