Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
