I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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