Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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