i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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