I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
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And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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