My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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