I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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