her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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