Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
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he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Someone signed my nipple.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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