I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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