Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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