He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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