Sponge bath it is.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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