is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Enjoy the penises
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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