Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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