She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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