tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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