oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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