I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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