I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
i think my cat just said my name.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
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I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm sobbing to NWA
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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