ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
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I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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