i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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