I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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