It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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