her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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