The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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