I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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