I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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